Delibird (SM)

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Location: who the hell cares(Route 3 if you do)

Stats, Evolutions.
Delibird is a penguin Sharpedo don't want to mess with. It's strong as heck. Its special attack is on par with the potent offensive force Umbreon, its attack stat is on par with the physical bruiser Probopass, its defensive stats are on par with the wall known as Normal Deoxys, and that speed... THAT FREAKING SPEED. It outspeeds fast Pokémon like Vikavolt, or Escavalier, and it's just a few points away from Dragonite, who can go around the world in less than a day. Delibird is a god. No wonder why the Pokémon Ultimate Handbook calls it a legendary. The one and only legendary.

Movepool, Abilities, Typing
Delibird has the widest movepool known to man: with a staggering 2 moves. It has Present, a very useful move that either does varying quantities of damage or heals the opponent (because Delibird is a kind soul) and Drill Peck at level 25. Wow. Incredible.

Its TM moves are so amazing they need no explanation. Notable moves Ice Beam, Frost Breath, make for as good as Stab you can get with Delibird, and Power up Punch allows Delibird to become a devastating physical sweeper in combination with it's Hidden Ability Hustle.

In fact, Delibird is too amazing for explanation. I'm giving it a overwhelmingly negative score, just because there's only so much amazingness a reviewer can take.

Conclusion
TL;DR: Amazing.

Rating: .600%

...amazing.￼